Women Are Dying Their Armpit Hair

Free your pits, and the rest will follow

"Chi, chi, chi Chia." More like, "Chi, chi, chi, chill the heck out." Some women think it's empowering to dye their armpit hair (OK, if that small group of women say so, it must be universally true, even if the women who still haven't broken free from their oppressors don't believe it to be.)

The women of Free Your Pits said in an interview with a German newspaper called TAZ! that the movement "came to be, with the intention of normalizing the concept of natural body hair on a woman and celebrating our freedom of choice to do what we want with our bodies."

That's great. Even Miley Cyrus is dying her armpits in cool colors because she doesn't get enough attention by performing fellatio on male blow-up dolls on stage. So it must be cool if she is doing it, right? This is the part where I roll my eyes. [Rolls Them].

Hey, if a very small percentage of women like dying their arm pubes, cool, good for them... It is their freedom of choice like they stated. But, I think girls who use their freedom of choice to shave their armpits are prettier -- and more aerodynamic when fleeing whatever force is oppressing them today. But, that's just my opinion. You can say it's not a cool opinion if you want, because Free Your Pits is making sure that you have your freedom of choice. 

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