Woman Plans On Having Jesus Pay Her Bill

Can you pay my bills, pay my automo-bills?

A Myrtle Beach(that's in South Carolina)woman went to a restaurant Sunday night and pigged out for four hours, but when it came time to pay the bill, April Lee Yates (51)just sat there refusing to leave because she didn't have any money.

When the police arrived and asked her how she planned on paying if she didn't have any money, she told an officer of the law that "Jesus" was going to pay the $26 bill for her. That would be great. Who is this Jesus guy? He must be loaded. I wonder if she got the idea from that downright awful country song, "Jesus Take the Wheel."

Yates was arrested for defrauding a restaurant and taken straight to jail. They did pass "Go" on the way, but she was unable to collect the $200.