Former Miss Nevada Arrested for Trafficking Meth

The former Miss Nevada, Katherine Rees, who was stripped of her title by Donald Trump for showing her sexy things in public, was charged on four counts involving crystal meth earlier this week in Las Vegas. You know how police are, you do one thing wrong and you get multiple charges with various wording to each. It's all a bunch of crap in order to earn more money for the government and to make the police feel like they're the coolest dudes in the world.

The charges stem from an September incident in which Ms. Rees traded some dude named "J. Peacock" some meth for cash money. About a month later, Rees was busted for having 5.3 grams of meth on her person. That's cop talk. You like that? It will probably never matter to you, but in Las Vegas crystal meth is only called "meth" by police and news reporters. The people on the street call it "speed," "go fast," or "shit," but never meth, unless you want to get beat up for acting like you're an undercover cop.

Rees was stopped in Australia in 2009 at a security check point where her purse and laptop tested positive for trace amounts of meth and cocaine. She was released because she was carrying nothing "on her person."

She said, "I'm from Las Vegas, so you never know the heck's going to be around out there. And I thank gosh that I don't have anything on me, because I don't do any sort of illegal activity, but Las Vegas apparently does."

Yes, of course, Las Vegas is a bad girl. She does all sorts of illegal activities. My mother lives in Las Vegas, but I'm sure there aren't any trace amounts of drugs on any of her belongings... or on her person or her personal effects. [More cop talk].