Detroit Police Shoots Man In The Butt, Tore Him A New Hole

To Show Off and Serve

Assistant Detroit Police Chief Steve Dolunt is a very intelligent man, I'm sure. You have to be very intelligent to be a policeman, as evidenced by Dolunt's remark after a man was shot in the buttocks by one of his coolest officers rocking the plainclothes look. Dolunt said he didn't know if the suspect that the copper shot in the ass had his back turned to the officers when he was shot.

No, I don't think he had his back turned to the officer either! The bullet probably went around the corner, did a moonwalk, and then came back the other way and hit the armed suspect in the buttock. 

The cops went after the man because they (while not minding their own business) thought they observed the poor guy hanging around the vicinity of drugs and money. And we all know that drugs and money are super bad. You know who has a lot of drugs and money? Pharmacists. Maybe we should start staring at them in public.