"The Walking Dead" the Cruise?

...and it's about to set sail. Dead Shack baby. The Walking Dead is a behemoth brand when it comes to selling whatever, whenever, to whomever. And now there is going to be a Walking Dead cruise to suck on your brains wallets. But, of course, it will all be worth it because you will see at least more than one or maybe 12 of your favorite thespians from the program.

But that's not all, folks. You will sail in the waters that are close to the land in the Bahamas! Does it really matter where it goes (as long as the weather is nice) if you're only going to be on the ocean anyway? No.

If you love the show and you have any money left over from your zombie apocalypse preparedness endeavors and you know how to get to Miami to board their gigantic boat, you're going to have a good time. But more important than that, you can take thousands of photographs to show your friends on Farcebook that you're having a groovy time; that's more important than actually enjoying yourself. How much can you really enjoy yourself if you're taking pictures the whole time? If you love taking photos, you're good to go.

Prices have not been announced yet, because if you have to ask, you can't afford it. "It" being making all your poor friends super jealous.

Click the link for the trailer, because I can't send it to you as a mailer.

Floating Dead Trailer