Man Calls 911 After Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Him

53-year-old Patrick Doggett from Spartanburg, South Carolina was arrested for being drunk in public when police showed up to his house. They came to see what was up with him after he called 911 to complain that his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.  He told the 911 dispatcher that his old lady "would not give him any ass."

When the police showed up at Doggett's house, he was found to be drunk on the lawn and yelling obscenities. Police officers at the scene claim that he was shouting "F#ck that bitch" and was very agitated. He told the responding officers that he had been drinking all day. I can picture the officers of the law trying to avoid his stank alcohol breath now as he tried to explain his story to them.

Doggett said that the reason his girlfriend refused to give him some sweet loving is because she had her grandson with her.

"Diggity Doggett," as I call him, dodged a bullet when the police decided not to charge his drunken and love-starved self with a crime for his misuse of the 911 system. But, they did arrest him for being drunk and stupid in public. Don't worry, Doggett has been released from jail and he has probably since gotten himself some ass.

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