OK, nothing strange about a man burglarizing somebody's homestead -- it happens often enough. But Mr. Defeudis is not a man who conforms to society's norms, good or bad. This man takes it up a notch no matter what he's doing. And on this particular Thursday morning, he decided it was about time that things got strange.
After going through the house collecting valuable items, "R.D." Defeudis took off his clothes and climbed into bed with the man who is listed as the homeowner. He then woke him up with a kiss as he was resting on top of him holding a knife. Picture that in your twisted little mind, would you please? The victim of the smooch and burglary grabbed his handgun and chased Mr. Defeudis out of the house, and then fired three warning shots into the ground in the front yard. Defeudis then broke into a second home (this one was unoccupied) and was apprehended by the Portland Police a short time later.
The burglar was taken to the hospital for treatment and has been charged with unlawful use of a weapon, burglary, and sexual assault.
There is no word on whether or not the kiss that Mr. Defeudis gave the victim was soft and romantic, or rough and playful. Reporters on the scene apparently didn't think to ask such an important question. No wonder they say that journalism isn't what it used to be.
via: Oregon Live
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