Honey Boo Boo's Music Video "Movin' Up"

The most fascinating thing about the whole Honey Boo Boo monstrosity is that there are people who watched her show unironically. There are people in this world who are just as "unfortunate" as Honey Boo Boo's clan. And they watched the now-cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo as if it was a "real" reality show. I almost used the word "serious" in regards to a reality show. Looks like somebody needs a nap. [Points at self]. Many of Honey Boo Boo's rabid fans tuned in every week to watch her program with the same gravitas that Jersey Shore was once shown. Some people actually laughed with her and not at her. 

Most people are afraid to pick on a ten-year-old girl, but I'm not; my theory is: if you're famous, then you're considered an adult in my book.

Check out Honey Boo Boo's first (and hopefully last) music video and then curse me for introducing it to you. The ten-year-old superstar doesn't actually sing, she screams the words to the song while obviously reading them from a piece of paper. My favorite part is when you can see Honey Boo Boo's mom and sister breathing heavy. You can tell that they didn't take a rest break after dancing before filming those scenes. What's your favorite thing about the video?