A Pennsylvania man was arrested on multiple charges on Tuesday night, and his choice of T-Shirt for the day turned out to be a self-inflicted jinx. Michael Emrick will forever be known as the man who is "Really Good At Making Bad Decisions."
After police were called to a retail store where Mr. Emrick was apparently and allegedly shoplifting, he hopped into a stolen truck and drove off while a cop tried hanging on to the vehicle. Of course the cops are going to charge him for vehicular assault, even though he didn't try to hit the cop and the cop put himself in danger.
The man who makes bad decisions led police on a medium-speed chase that lasted about 15 minutes. It seriously took police 15 minutes to catch this guy? The only reason they caught him is because he crashed into a shed in somebody's back yard. And, police get training on how to drive and, therefore, think they are all great drivers and superstars. But, alas, they are not.
Michael Emrick's left eye appears to have been the victim of a punch at the hands of the police, but I'm sure they will say he hit his face on the steering wheel when he crashed. Or, they will say he ran into a door.
Emrick was also found with hypodermic needles and drug paraphenalia on his person.
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