350 Languages Are Spoken In USA

Have you ever asked someone where they are from or what language they are speaking, only to have them shoot you a dirty look before giving you a snotty answer? Doesn't that grind your gears? It does mine. Now, when a Euro tourist dork or whomever responds with something like, "Psh, why you don't know what language it is? You Americans know nothing," you can answer back: "There are over 350 languages spoken in the USA and you expect me to know every single language in the world?" And then you can slap them in the face (or punch them) because we're American, and that's what we do.