Monday, August 24, 2015

Man Accused Of Stealing Potato Chips From Child Stabs A Man

Clarence Dorn Jr. (56) was arrested in North Portland, Oregon on Saturday night after stabbing a man in the neck for accusing him of stealing potato chips from a child's plate. 

The way I see it, either Mr. Dorn was pissed off for being accused of something he didn't do or he was upset that he got caught. Either scenario is plausible.

When officers and paramedics rolled up on the scene of the alleged crime, they found Robert Alexander with a stab wound in his neck. His injury isn't life-threatening.

The police found Clarence Dorn Jr. at a nearby park and arrested him. He has been charged with 2nd degree assault.

There is no word on whether or not Dorn had potato chip grease on his fingers and/or lips when he was apprehended.

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