When I hear or see the words "South Dakota," I think of Buffaloes roaming the Great Plains and enjoying life. Did you know that over 90 percent of Buffaloes are privately owned? Oh, you did know that? Why in the hell would you know something like that? Well, it's thoughts like these that cross my mind when South Dakota gets mentioned. But for many Americans, soon they will think of marijuana when they hear South Dakota get mentioned.
The Santee Sioux tribe has decided to make a ton of money by opening the first weed resort in America. Sure, there are some small little clubs in Colorado where you can hang out with like-minded hippies and get stoned, but they don't have a bowling alley, do they?! The marijuana resort will also have arcade games, food and beverages, an outdoor music venue, and slot machines. Sounds like fun, except for the fact that the place will smell like burning pot (weed smells like dog crap when it's burning) and patchouli.
The resort, because of federal laws, will only be able to sell tokers a gram of weed at a time. Also, weed enthusiasts won't be allowed to take any of the drugs they purchase with them -- it must stay on the property. How many people do you think will try to take some pot home with them? A lot.
If any of you potheads want to go, it won't be open until Dec. 31. The joint will probably be packed on opening night.
