OPEC Meeting Nov. 30

OPEC Meeting Nov. 30 Will Be Exciting

"Fill 'er up, gutterslut." 

Up until yesterday there was a positive feeling for those involved in the oil business and members of OPEC nations, in particular.

Iran and Iraq (number 2 and 3 in the oil producing world) have expressed their reluctance to lower production. OPEC officials are now nervous about a meeting on Nov. 30 in Vienna that they thought would work in their favor.

Saudi Arabia is now saying that they think oil prices will work themselves out on their own. OPEC doesn't want to hear such talk. On the other hand, the country is asking Iran and Iraq to pretty please accept a larger share of the oil production decrease.

Crude prices have been down for the last two years, and the purpose of this week's OPEC meeting is to get OPEC members to stop producing so much damn oil. The general consensus of OPEC supporters and lovers is that when all the countries agree to pull back on productioin, oil prices will soar and everybody will be happy again.

My prediction is that there will be an agreement reached on Wednesday, but, of course, nobody is going to be totally happy with the results. 

I expect that Conoco Phillips and Exxon stock prices will surge starting Thursday.

Factoids are Fun (NFL Edition 1.0)

WE WANT YOU... TO SHUT US OUT!

Facts and statistics can be fun, but believe me when I tell you that the fun factor depends on the reader and their individual fun allowance. As soon as I could read, that’s when my love of statistics and factoids took hold; and sports provided plenty of fodder for my brain to enjoy. Reading the back of football cards to see how a player’s career has done “the ebb and flow dance” provided hours of entertainment. Some of those cards would throw in a “fun” fact about a player’s personal life: “Joe Namath wore pantyhose on a TV commercial.” That wasn’t one of the facts I read on a card (my mother informed me of that fact), but it would’ve been hysterical to read on a card. 

It is my recommendation to you that you be a good sport and enjoy some facts and stats that I’ve gone through the trouble of compiling for you. Enjoy -- or not, if you’re a jerk.

There are Currently Seven NFL Teams Without Cheerleaders:

If you’ve never paid much attention to NFL cheerleaders during a game, you probably just assumed that every NFL team has a set of peppy girls on their sidelines. But there are currently seven pro football teams without cheerleaders, and they are: Steelers, Giants, Browns, Lions, Bears, Packers, and the Buffalo Bills. Minnesota is the only team in the NFC North that has cheerleaders… isn’t that something.

The Pittsburgh Steelers was the first professional football team to form a pom-pom posse. In 1961 the nearby Robert Morris junior college didn’t have a football team, but they did have young ladies that had spirit and spunk. The vice president of the college, William V. Day, offered up some fresh young girls to the Steelers, and the Steelerettes were created. The girls (and cheer guys, called the Ingots) were paid one ticket to each home game for their cheerleading services. The Steelerettes and the Ingots only lasted from 1961 until 1969.

Buffalo Bills fans have been without their beloved Buffalo Jills on the sidelines since 2014. The Bills, like the Raiders and Bengals, were hit with lawsuits by cheerleaders who didn’t think they were being paid fairly – they were being paid less than their state’s minimum wage rate. However, the Jills were independent contractors and, therefore, the minimum wage protection law didn’t apply to them. Instead of continuing to fight in court with the Jills and their lawyers, the Bills decided that having a squad of sideline dancers wasn’t very important and decided to ditch the whole act.

In 2015 a New York assemblywoman crammed a bill through the assembly which declared that pro sports teams in the state must hire cheerleaders as part of the organization and not as independent contractors. Feel free to research the story if you want to stay on top of all the latest legal happenings with the former Buffalo Jills.

L.A. Rams, the Only Team to not Score During Week 1 of 2016:

If you were fortunate enough to watch the massacre disguised as the first Monday Night Football game of the year, you were treated to a doozy of epic proportions. The Rams travelled (via airplane) to San Francisco and were trounced by the 49ers to the tune of 28-0. San Francisco fans probably enjoyed the game, but the rest of our football-loving nation didn’t have much to get excited about. Los Angeles was the only NFL team that failed to score a single point during week 1, which pretty much makes them the biggest losers in the league, if not the world.

Last season there were no teams that left a big smelly “zilch-o-rama” on the scoreboard in week 1 action, so the Rams are in good company with themselves at this time. Interestingly, it’s the first time that any NFL team failed to score in their first game of the season since 2009, when the Seattle Seahawks hosted and defeated the Rams. What could possibly make that fact even more fun than it already is? The score of that game was also 28-0.

Four Teams That Never Played in a Super Bowl:

How often do you hear your friends brag about how many Super Bowls their favorite team has won? If your answer to that question is “never,” consider yourself lucky. It’s possible that your friends are sensible and don’t bring up old shit -- but let’s face it, most friends aren’t that decent. What would be cool and refreshing (like soda) is bragging how your team has never even played in “The Big Game.” If you’re a fan of the Browns, Lions, Texans, or Jaguars, then you’ve got a new trick up your sleeve to adjust the mood when a Cowboys fan informs the gang that their team “used to win Super Bowls all the time… like every day.”

The Texans and the Jaguars haven’t been around as long as most of the other teams in the NFL, so they are offered a little bit of a reprieve from derision, but not too much. Trash talk is part of being a sports fan, however, so there is no guarantee of anything. Hell, there’s not even a guarantee that jokes about your sister won’t be dispensed. If you don’t have a sister, your mom or dog will have to be substituted in there.

Some Quick NFL Facts Before We Part Ways:

• The numbers "0" and "00" are not allowed to be worn by any player.
• Five teams in the NFL that don't (or have yet to) retire any jersey numbers are: Raiders, Cowboys, Jaguars, Ravens, Texans.
• A cow only has a 1:17,420,000 chance of being made into a football that sees action on any given Super Bowl Sunday. One cowhide can make ten pigskins.
• Steve Young (49ers) is the only southpaw QB in the NFL Hall of Fame.
• The only team to ever start a season 0-4 and make the playoffs is the 1992 San Diego Chargers. They beat the Chiefs in the first round of the playoffs, only to later be beat down and shutout by the Miami Dolphins.
• Too many rule changes in the NFL is not a good thing, no matter what the desired result of the rule change may be. What's next? Two hand touch -- below the waist?

(photo credit: John Iwanski, Creative Commons)

North Korea Wants to be a Sports Powerhouse

And frogs want wings so they don't bump their asses every time they hop. But, it's never going to happen.

 

Do you want to win more sporting events? Of course, we all do; and so does North Korea's leader, Kim Jong Un. According to Sports in the DPR Korea, while touring the Pyongyang Sports Apparatus Factory, the Supreme Commander said that the officials and workers at the factory should: "...make devoted efforts out of patriotism and with the pride of working at the important post for translating into reality the Party’s plan for building a sports power."
 

What sort of sports equipment do the workers in this factory make? Your guess is as good as anybody's. North Korea is so secretive that the workers probably don't even know what they're making. Just for fun I'm going to guess that they're making balance beams and shuttlecocks. 
 

Kim Jong Un also allegedly said that he expects the factory will "...successfully fulfill the honorable duty to put the country on the status of sports power at an early date." 
 

Holy macaroni. That's some heavy pressure to put onto a bunch of unskilled laborers -- it's like telling your five-year-old child that you're going to have him or her assassinated if they drop another easy pop fly. 
 

North Korea won seven medals during the 2016 Olympics, two of which were gold in color.
 

The North Korean government made a mistake and accidentally let the rest of the world explore the country's 28 fantastic websites, and that's how I was able to bring you this world-rocking information. Somebody is going to be in big trouble for that blunder.

Rob Kardashian Felt Uncomfortable in His Own Skin

"Im fat and worthless."

Rob Kardashian was uncomfortable in his own skin... as he should be.

 What is Rob Kardashian, if not somebody who is living off his family's money and reputation? 
He is a nothing, a nobody, a talentless loser. In fact, he isn't even smart enough to create a company making cool products even though the money for the business was just handed to him. What does this hideous-looking creature go into business making? Socks. That's right. Stupid and lame socks that aren't even cool... just like Rob Kardashian. He isn't even cool. 

Do you think Chyna would be with him if he wasn't rich and his sisters weren't famous? No way, Jose. Rob Kardashian has recently told somebody or other in the media that he felt uncomfortable in his own skin, but Chyna helped him get all better. Poor baby. He should stop whining, become a man, and get a real job. He also claimed he was depressed. Again: aww, poor baby. Give me a break. Depressed for what reason? Because he can do nothing and still have a lot of money? Pathetic.

LeBron James Will Play in 2020 Olympics (I Predict)

LeBron James is the greatest basketball player to put the ball into orange hoops since Michael Jordan. His fans were disappointed that he didn't play for Team USA in the 2016 Olympics in Rio, and that is understandable; fans of America wanted our country to have the very best on the floor. But, seeing as how he just won another NBA title, they weren't too upset about it. 

But, there's good news for those who love LeBron "Bron-Bron" James: he will play for Team USA in the 2020 Olympics (according to my well-informed predictions and what he has said about the possibility of it). 

James said that he would love to play for Gregg Popovic (San Antonio Spurs' coach)and that he believes that "Pop" is the best basketball coach in history. I don't agree that he is the greatest coach to motivate players in the basketball universe.

Dear Visitors of America

This is for you, Dear Visitors of America

First of all, let me welcome all of you visitors of America and say "thanks" for visiting our huge and beautiful country. I hope you brought a lot of money to spend on our products... you know that our goods are top-notch and popular all around the world. Our economy is number one for a reason, and I appreciate you doing your part to help, no matter what country you are from.

However, I must say that many visitors of America make me angry and/or upset. Many of you take our hospitality and acceptance of people who are different than us for granted. Moreover, many of you visitors abuse the privilege you have been granted either to visit our country, come here for work, or get an education. There are many visitors in America (from all corners of the globe) who insist that they hate America and Americans, and yet, they will stay here enjoying our way of life and our luxuries. So, therefore, that means that they are liars or they are insane and don't know what they are talking about -- rambling on nonsensically, no doubt.

There's no way in heck that I would ever go stay in a country for an extended period of time if I hated it It's easy to see why I get upset about people bad-mouthing the good old U.S. of A. even though they don't want to leave. It makes no sense and if they had half of a brain, they would feel like fools, because that's how they're acting.

As I was riding the bus to college the other day, we passed the antenna piece from the World Trade Center that is displayed at the entrance of the campus. A young man from Pakistan (who always skips classes and gets terrible grades) started chuckling when he saw the piece of the WTC; it's as if he thought it was great that the towers were destroyed and many people were killed in such a horrific way. 

I'm not one with an abundance of patriotic feelings day in and day out, but his reaction was downright despicable. His ugly smirk and chuckle made me feel as if I wanted to partake in an act of violence, but I thought better of it.

People like him are the kind of visitors that I don't want in America, and for good reason. And, no, I'm not even saying that he is a potential terrorist because he looks to be the type that is afraid of a mouse or a spider.

To all of you wonderful visitors who come to America to have a good time, I say: "Come on back now, ya hear?"

Seductive Tongue Girl at Basketball Game

Behold, the mighty seductive tongue girl from Saturday night's basketball contest between the OKC Thunder and the Dallas Mavericks. Her bottom lip, she licked it. Her top lip, she licked that one, too. Thanks for the laugh, Tongue Girl.

Prince Dies and People Start Acting Stupid

So, Prince died and people are acting really stupid about it; they're acting like they do whenever a celebrity (that would never give a damn about them) dies. Big deal. Who cares. It doesn't matter as far as your life is concerned... not one bit. 

According to CNN, a fool named Kaleena Zanders "went to Amoeba Music in Los Angeles to buy a vinyl edition of Prince's iconic album 'Purple Rain' on Thursday. She cried in the car as she drove there."

Really? How interesting. Is this the sort of hard-hitting journalistic endeavors that are being encouraged in college these days? Probably. I wish some aliens would just take me away from this planet full of idiots already. I wonder if they would cry if the guy who sang "Chocolate Rain" died. Why not? It's the same concept... crying over a guy who sings a song that was listened to by a lot of people.

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY BLOUSE

Kanye West, Jay Z, and Tidal Are Being Sued

KANYE TOLD A LIE, BIG SURPRISE

Kanye West, Jay Z, and Tidal Are Being Sued For Millions...

...of dollars because Kanye West made a statement that was simply not true. He posted on Twitter on Feb. 15 claiming that his album would be sold exclusively on Tidal and that it "will never never never be on Apple." On April 1 the album was made available on Apple... and Spotify, among other places that don't need to be mentioned. West must really like April Fools' jokes, and this one was pretty far-reaching. He got you suckers for your money again with the words coming out of his strange-looking mouth and his terrible excuse for music. What kind of person would tell such a lie? I wouldn't, that's for sure. 

Didn't Kanye West have a song titled "Jesus Walks" or something along those lines? What would Jesus do? Plenty of things, no doubt, but He wouldn't lie about releasing an album exclusively on Tidal just to dupe people into subscribing to his friend Jay Z's music service. That's a big no-no, Mrs. Kardashian.

Tidal had been having some financial problems, so it appears that Kanye told the fib to lure unsuspecting people into subscribing to the site to boost revenues. Surely Jay Z has enough money to prop up his unoriginal business, but it appears that he didn't want to use his own money for that purpose.That's not cool, Jay Z Carter-Knowles. 

A Chicago law firm is suing Tidal on behalf of some dude named Justin Baker-Rhett who is encouraging other subscribers to get in on the action and join him. The sue-happy individual is seeking $5 million because the Kanye West album "The Life of Pablo" sucks isn't a Tidal exclusive like West claimed.

 
 

Planet Nine Could Wipe Out Earth's Inhabitants

A Newly Discovered Planet Dubbed "Planet Nine" Could Wipe Out All Of Earth's Inhabitants Again

IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU STUPID HIPPIE

Some top-notch scientists have announced that the planet that wiped out the dinosaurs, and other living animals from the time, can do it again; and it may happen before the end of April. That would be wonderful. Do you know how many idiotic and just plain dick-ish people that there are on this planet? A lot. So, if the few good people get wiped out in the process, it's worth it. Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.I have been working hard for years to graduate from college, and in one month I will be done. So, it would suck if all that hard work ended up being for nothing, but, it would be for the best. If you want to know more, go here: NY Post

Old Spice Deodorant Lawsuit Over Burning Armpits

Class Action Lawsuit Against Makers Of Old Spice Deodorant

I, too, have felt the burning and stinging pain caused by OLD SPICE deodorant. Some people have lasting "burn" marks from using the 12 different armpit products, but I just felt it and there were no visible marks. 

Proctor and Gamble, the makers of the deodorant, are facing a $5 million lawsuit for the damage done to people's skin. 

I had used my best friend's Old Spice Wolfthorn a few times and never felt any burn, so I decided to buy a stick for myself. The product smells great, sort of like Fruity Pebbles, which I'm really craving right now. The Old Spice deodorant stick that I purchased was given to my friend, and it didn't burn him one bit. 

It's strange that one stick of the same product would give me a burning sensation in the armpits, but another did not. Maybe they accidentally put too much of something in a certain batch of the products. Who knows? Not me.

Nike Unveils Self-Lacing Sneakers, Back to the Future Style?

Nike Unveiled Self-Lacing Sneakers, But They're Not Back to the Future Style

In 2011 Nike made replicas of the self-lacing sneakers that Marty McFly wore in Back to the Future II, and sneakerheads went bonkers trying to get a pair. But, nobody else really cared that much. That's not to say that people hadn't been coveting a pair of the self-lacing Nikes for years, but Nike dropped the ball when they only made 1,500 pairs. And, besides, the sneakers didn't really lace up like they did in the movie. Disappointment was abundant. 

Now, Nike has unveiled a new pair of self-lacing sneakers, called Hyperadaptive 1.0; but, again, they don't quite live up to the hype. Sure, they sort of tie themselves, but not like the pair in Back to the Future II. The new self-lacing Nike's require adjusting and whatnot. 

They're nice sneakers and perfect for the gazillions of people who wear sneakers without busting a sweat... or a move. But, like I said, they're no "Marty McFlys."

Oil Prices Up, Saudi Arabia Will Never Cut Production

"I can't hear you over the 'cha-ching' noises"

Oil Prices Up, Stock Prices Up, Saudi Arabia Won't Cut Oil Production

Happiness for the elite of Saudi Arabia isn't all about suppressing their urges and torturing women, it has a lot to do with making money -- and lots of it. Oil prices have shot up to over $36 a barrel (at the time I'm typing this) and a major reason for that is the rumor that OPEC countries will cut production. Anybody who believes that lie is either kidding themselves or has a brain the size of a sucked-on jelly bean. Saudi Arabia is too greedy and will never cut their production of oil.

Even if some (or all) of the members of OPEC say that they will cut production, it's simply not going to happen. The main reason for that is greed, and the other reason is they fear that other OPEC countries won't live up to the promises of cutting back production.

Iran is a member of OPEC and is their third largest oil producer. They are currently trying to make up for lost time (i.e., money) after having nearly all the sanctions against them lifted in January. Iran has been truthful by telling the world that they won't be cutting back on production until after Hell freezes over in the month of August. As a matter of fact, they claim that they are going to increase their production from 1.5 million barrels per day to 1.65 million. "In your face, everybody," said Iran.

They have customers from Europe and Asia lined up around the block and ready to do business with them. The oil prices Iran has set are lower than their competitors, and when oil is priced to move, it's going to fly off the proverbial shelves.

So, there's no way that Saudi Arabia is going to cut production due to that fact alone. 

Foolish stock traders have panicked for the past month and a half... big time; and it's all because of the price of oil. But, they didn't have to and shouldn't have. The price of oil doesn't have to be directly related to the price of stocks, but for some reason, it has always been that way. The stock market is mostly about sentiment, panic, and greed. The only reason that stocks change when a company isn't doing so well is because of "the game" and sportsmanship. 

 

 

Chris Rock Tells Racist Joke At Oscars

Chris Rock Tells Racist Joke At Oscars, Says Hollywood Is Racist

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. Chris Rock told a racist joke while hosting the Oscars and then proceeded to point his finger at Hollywood for being racist. What message does that send?

If Chris "Pookie" Rock really wanted to make a point and take a stand for what he feels is right, then he, too, would've boycotted the Oscars. But, it just goes to show that money is more important to him than fighting for a cause. When it comes to money, it is more powerful to C.J. Rock than a crack rock is to crackheads. 

The rap group Public Enemy posed the question, "Who gives a f*@k about a God damn Grammy?" Rock would apparently answer that question with something along the lines of: "I do, if they pay me. Show me the money! I'm a sellout! Oscars, Grammy Awards, the ESPY's! I love them all!" 

Chris Rock loves education (he earned his GED) so he should be intelligent enough to know that he is just a puppet for the system he claims to hate. If Hollywood is so racist, then why did they make him the host of the Grammy Awards? I, personally, have never watched a movie or music awards show in my life because they are pointless.

The racist joke that "Rockbrains" made:

Things are changing. We got a black Rocky this year. Some people call it Creed, I call it Black Rocky. Rocky takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes.Rocky is a science-fiction movie! There are things that happen in Star Wars that are more believable.

Is that how you end racism, "Pookie"? By being racist? That doesn't make any sense, does it, Mr. Rock? Instead of watching idiotic movies, perhaps you should pick up a book. The dictionary is a good start; look up the word "hypocrite."

50 Cent Ordered Back To Court Over False Claims That He Is Broke

photo from Instagram

50 Cent Ordered Back to Court to Explain His "Broke" Claim

When people claim to be broke in a court of law, they shouldn't build houses in Africa or post pictures of themselves on instagram with piles of $100 bills. Because of his indiscretion, 50 Cent has been ordered back to court to explain himself to a U.S. Bankruptcy judge. 

50 Cent, aka "Three Dimes and a Nickle," aka Curtis Jackson, mocked the courts (once again) by posting various photos of himself with stacks of cash. In one of the pictures, as you can see, he spelled out the word "BROKE" after telling a judge that he was bankrupt. Perhaps he meant that he was morally bankrupt and didn't understand the question. 

In addition to the pictures 50 Cent posted of himself with some of his favorite stacks of cash, he also posted a picture of himself performing in concert. That is just one source of income out of many that he will have to account for.

50 Cent's lawyer went to court for him on Thursday as the rapper wack MC listened to an audio feed of the proceedings from afar.

His legal eagles stated that 50 Cent will attend court "to make sure that all questions have been addressed." He might want to show up for that court date and be honest this time around. It will be interesting to see him try to weasel his way out of this one.

Mr. Jackson reportedly owes his ex-girlfriend, a headphone company (not Beats by Dre), and SunTrust Bank a combined tidy sum of $29 million.

50 Cent's claim that he is broke isn't going to stand up in court this time and he is going to have to pay the piper. He is acting like someone who isn't very intelligent. Quick, somebody give him a G.E.D. test to see if he can pass it. I will bet you half-a-dollar that he fails. 

Kinky Couple Loses Handcuff Key, Calls Cops For Help

A kinky and foolish couple from Fort Smith, Ark. enjoyed a night of sex (complete with handcuffs) on Thursday night. However, they lost the key and had to call the cops for help on Friday morning. Police are supposed to protect and Serve, after all.

Unfortunately, the man who was handcuffed by his loving girlfriend, 21-year-old Dustin Taylor, had a warrant for his arrest. How do you not know that you have a warrant for your arrest? I can understand "not being sure" if you have a warrant or not, but even in that case, you shouldn't call the police for anything... not even to play kickball.

The officer who responded to the call for help removed the handcuffs from Mr. Taylor and then proceeded to run his name through a police database. Sure enough, Taylor had an outstanding warrant due to a prior arrest for criminal mischief.

Let us all learn from Mr. Taylor's mistake. Sure, we all get caught up in the throws of passion, but perhaps it is best to be prepared before that situation arises. If you're going to buy handcuffs for sex, make sure that you have a spare key in a safe and easily accessible location.

Crude Oil Prices Rise 12.3%

Price of Crude Oil Rises to $29.44 a Barrel

The price of one heavy-ass barrel of crude oil rose 12.3% on Friday to $29.44. On Thursday, the price of crude oil was at its lowest since 2003 when it fell to $26.05. I must say, it's really annoying when comparisons are made to other years' prices, especially when percentages are used.

So, what does this all mean for you? Not much, unless you play the stock market or you're related to former big business puppet George "Halfwit" Bush. He and his family would be happy if you wouldn't mind going overseas and dying for oil. Didn't you get the memo?

The reason that crude oil prices rose by $3.39 per barrel in one day is an OPEC lover from the United Arab Emirates said that they are finally thinking about cutting production. That could just be a lie, and you shouldn't be surprised if it is. OPEC member countries need to sell a barrel of crude oil for $80 if they want to make a profit. We should all shed a tear for every last one of the oil bigwigs in the Middle East. 

Stocks of many varieties have been getting sold off at an astonishing pace because too many traders are afraid of their own shadows... and low oil prices. 

The stock market has been doing very poor since the beginning of 2016, but it will correct itself. Don't forget that oil companies' spring maintenance season is coming soon, and that alone will make the prices at the pump jump by about 33 cents per gallon. If that official from the United Arab Emirates wasn't lying and OPEC members do cut production, prices will begin to rise even more. However, OPEC overproduced at such a high level that you can expect low gas prices for another year. They won't stay as low as they are now, but you can afford to pay a little bit more for gas because you're rich.

 

Most Pornstars Don't Make That Much Money

How Much Is That Pornstar In The Window?

Being a pornstar sounds like a fun job, but if you're a straight man in the business, you're probably not going to make that much money. That is, of course, unless you can find work every day and film one or two scenes a day. Beginning male pornstars only earn about $500 per shoot, according to an article published on alternet.org.

Female pornstars make twice what the men do if they're just an average run-of-the-mill performer who hasn't gained star status. When women performers start to make a name for themselves, or do crazy stunts such as "DP," that's when the money starts to roll in. Many adult actresses boost their income by stripping or escorting; that has been going on for decades in the porn business. The rate for female performers starts at around $800 and can go as high as $2,500.

Let's do some math, shall we? Everybody loves mathematics. If you're a male pornstar just getting into the business and your rate is $500 per scene, and you do one scene a day five days a week for 50 weeks (very unlikely), you can live a comfortable life bringing in $125,000 for the year. But, no male star is going to find that much work in one year... although, I'm sure many of them try to "work" at that pace. And, if you're doing what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Isn't that how the saying goes? Many pornstars claim that they get bored with sex because it's now their job and they don't enjoy it like they used to. It sure beats working in a factory or at a fast food restaurant.

If you want more details, feel free to read the article at altnet.org by following the link I provided above.   

Nationalities That Overstay Their Permits In United States

Nationalities That Overstay Their Permits in the United States

From October 1, 2014 until September 30, 2015, the nationalities that were the worst offenders when it comes to overstaying their welcome in the United States were from Canada. If you come across any Canadians online, they will be quick to inform you that they hate Americans and America. Just ask one their thoughts on the good ole U.S. of A the next time you're near one in cyberspace. Apparently Canada is a country full of liars.There are a lot of Canadians who come here and don't want to leave for whatever reason.

I'm going to claim that I hate France and then go stay there longer than my visa says I may. Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Get your act together, Canadians.

Chart from Statista.com

My 80's TV! Website Streams Old Shows

Website Shows Old TV Shows of All Kinds

I don't know how long the web destination My 80's TV! has been around, but it's new to me and I'm loving it. The website streams a large variety of sitcoms, movies, commercials, music videos, and more. 

My80sTV.com is perfect for me as I'm falling asleep at night. It's like a compassionate companion in the night who loves me for who I am and doesn't despise me for who I am not. 

There are also two other sites with the same premise based on two different decades. You know what decades they are without my having to tell you, don't you? If you guessed the 70s and 90s, you would be correct. Many of you screwed up and guessed that the 60s was one of the two, but that decade has been done to death and it should be buried. The word "trite" comes to mind.

So, friends, check the site out because you never know what show or movie from the 80s that you will be treated to. This morning I saw Pee-Wee Herman live on stage, Howard Stern on a television talk show from the early 80s, and old episodes of some funky-go-lucky game shows. 

my80stv.com   

Arrested Man Is Really Good At Making Bad Decisions

A Pennsylvania man was arrested on multiple charges on Tuesday night, and his choice of T-Shirt for the day turned out to be a self-inflicted jinx. Michael Emrick will forever be known as the man who is "Really Good At Making Bad Decisions."

After police were called to a retail store where Mr. Emrick was apparently and allegedly shoplifting, he hopped into a stolen truck and drove off while a cop tried hanging on to the vehicle. Of course the cops are going to charge him for vehicular assault, even though he didn't try to hit the cop and the cop put himself in danger.

The man who makes bad decisions led police on a medium-speed chase that lasted about 15 minutes. It seriously took police 15 minutes to catch this guy? The only reason they caught him is because he crashed into a shed in somebody's back yard. And, police get training on how to drive and, therefore, think they are all great drivers and superstars. But, alas, they are not.  

Michael Emrick's left eye appears to have been the victim of a punch at the hands of the police, but I'm sure they will say he hit his face on the steering wheel when he crashed. Or, they will say he ran into a door. 

Emrick was also found with hypodermic needles and drug paraphenalia on his person.



 

Why Whites are Overdosing On Pills and Blacks Are Not

Eat them up, yum.

Why Whites are Overdosing On Pills and Blacks Are Not

Hello, Friendster lovers. There is a recent article written by someone at businessinsider.yeah that ponders the question: Why are white folks dying from opiate overdoses and the like at a very high rate, and yet, hardly any African Americans are? The Dr.'s and the pontificators can't figure it out. I'll tell you why they can't figure it out. It's because they don't know anything about what it's like out on "the streets." 

The reason why African Americans are not dying from opiate overdoses is this: Black people "don't be fucking with pills like that." Another mystery solved by me. You're all very welcome, I'm sure. 

There's no reason for you to read the article now, unless you want to check out the statistics of it all.

 http://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-one-experts-theory-why-205435837.html

Questlove From the Roots Tells Of Being Fired From DJ Gig By Prince

First, just let me state that I'm not a fan of Questlove (with his rudimentary drumming skills), the Roots, or Jimmy Fallon. With that being said, this animated video of Questlove telling the tale of being fired by Prince is pretty funny. Not as funny as the David Chappelle skit about Prince, but still quite entertaining. Enjoy and let me know what you think.

 

Chef On Morning Show Caught Cutting Line of Cocaine

A Chef On Live TV Gets Caught Cutting Up a Line of Coke

Apparently the chef who was caught preparing a different kind of ingredient knows that his goose is cooked. The chef who got caught breaking up the line of cocaine has guilty written all over his face, especially in his glassy eyes. That can't be good for his career. Apparently he needed that line of coke really bad and couldn't wait to go to the bathroom and do it.

Powerball Loser Cinnamon Nicole's GoFundMe Page Shut Down

Cinnamon Nicole Claims She Spent All Her Money On Powerball Tickets, So She Set Up a GoFundMe Page

Almost everybody who played the largest ever Powerball lottery game (that wasn't really worth $1.5 billion) ended up being a loser. But, the biggest Powerball loser was a woman from Tennessee named Cinnamon Nicole. 

Chances are better than 1 in 292 million that you have heard of Ms. Nicole; she is the woman who set up a gofundme.com page asking for donations after allegedly and foolishly spending all of her money buying Powerball tickets. After her page was shut down, she started claiming that it was just a joke. So, either way, joke or not, she is a liar and tried to scam money from people who are just too dumb for their own good. She had over $800 in donations set to come her way before her page was shut down by GoFundMe. 

Even though we're only about two percent of the way through the year 2016, Cinnamon Nicole already wins the award for the "Biggest Jerk of 2016." Congratulations, Cinnamon, on letting the world know how much of a scavenger you are.

Just to make everybody hate her even more, I'm going to share with you what she posted on her Facebook page. Enjoy... or not.

"Fbf I can't even like/share anymore... My page is under review!!! I Thank all of you who actually stuck by me and stood up for me, I appreciate it. People are so quick to judge without knowing or even considering anything other than their point of view. But this ain't no serious post....Continue to bash, scorn/ scandalize my name ‪#‎ItIsWhatItIs‬ ‪#‎GoFundMe‬ ‪#‎YallReallyUpsetThough‬."

"It is what it is"? No, it is what you made it. I'm actually more upset with the people who tried to donate to her than I am with her.  #Scumbag #dumbhoe #unfitmother

Kentucky Man Arrested For Stealing His Own Urine Sample

Kentucky Man On Probation For Drunk Driving Steals His Own Urine Sample

Tyler Akins was arrested in March, 2015 for driving whilst drunk, and as part of his probation agreement, he was required to mail in urine samples to the court system. The samples were to be mailed via FedEx or UPS so the courts can see if the man was using drugs while on probation. If Mr. Akins did cocaine or pills, which are only detectable in urine for a few days, he would be good to go, providing he could stop using those drugs for a week before sending in his urine sample. But, apparently Tyler Akins isn't capable of controlling himself, and he previously failed urine screens for opiates, morphine, and heroin.

The Kentucky Man has been charged with tampering with evidence and criminal simulation, whatever that is, because he stole his own urine sample from a court drop box. You have to give him some credit for being proactive about his unfortunate situation. It's safe to say that Mr. Akins will now have to face some jail time for his bad decision.

If you're going to mail in a urine sample as part of your probation agreement, you should lay off the drugs in the week prior to mailing it in. Or, better yet, get somebody else to pee in the cup for you if you can't lay off the drugs. 

 

Worker Dunks Hair In Oil At Waffle House Restaurant

"I Got My Hair Did At Work"

Forrest City, Ark. -- First of all, "Waffle House" is the best possible name for this restaurant. No sense in getting all fancy, just tell us what you are and what your essence is all about. At a Waffle House in  woman dunked her nasty hair in the oil with the help of a co-worker during their shift at the Waffle House (of Hair). A concerned citizen videotaped it for prosperity... after some of the hair had been chewed on!

The fine folks at Inside Edition called it "stomach-churning." That's a bit dramatic. It's more along the lines of "fucking disgusting" than anything.

The Waffle House hair enthusiasts were fired and the manager wants the public to know that all has been corrected. Please, go to this Waffle House and eat their (presumably) choice food. Please!