I am not surprised that this exciting episode of When Sex Goes Wrong was set against a Florida backdrop -- it's just the sort of thing that happens in Florida all day, every day.
Fidel Lopez (24) was laying the smackdown on his girlfriend's "lovehole" when she made the fatal mistake of calling him by her ex-husband's name... twice! Uh-oh, Maria Nemeth, you shouldn't have done that. People don't take too kindly to such things. Now, that isn't something that falls into the "unheard of" category, but something that just might is the fact that they were having sex in a closet. Although, they were drinking tequila, so I'm guessing that is the reason why they ended up fornicating where some clothes were just hanging around. Boy, if that T-shirt could talk...
When the officers of the law showed up at the Sunrise, Florida apartment building, they discovered Mr. Lopez in the bathroom naked and bawling like a sissy next to the bloody 31-year-old woman.
At first Lopez told the cops that Nemeth became ill after they had drunken sex, so she went into the bathroom in order to puke and collapse. But after police bothered Mr. Lopez some more, the truth came out. Lopez said that he was so upset that he started smashing things in the apartment, and then he went back to the sexy closet where he found Nemeth passed out. That is when Lopez really started to go bonkers. He said that he turned into a "monster" and began putting objects inside of her you-know-what. But that didn't help make Lopez's anger subside, so naturally he put his hand inside of her and pulled out some pieces of her intestines. Say what?! Who knew that was even possible without some sort of surgical apparatus or a butter knife.
After the whole scene was over, the antagonist went outside and puffed on a cigarette before calling 911.
If I was one of the cops who responded to the scene of the crime, I would've asked Mr. Lopez if he finished up (i.e., had an orgasm) before he went bonkers or if his anger overpowered his sexual needs.
The police didn't let Mr. Lopez go free, they cuffed him and charged him with murder.
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