Colorado Man Eats Pot Candy/Kills Wife?

EAT AND KILL, EAT AND KILL

A Colorado Man Eats Some Pot Candy Called Karma Kandy and then Allegedly Shoots His Wife

I am overjoyed by this story-- I really am. Not because a woman was killed, but because it proves me right, which I always am.

A Denver, Colorado man (he's probably a hippie stoner) allegedly (yeah, sure) shot his wife (with a gun, of course, what the heck?) after ingesting some pot candy that he bought at a marijuana mart. The candy the man ate is called Kandy Karma. Yummy, that sounds delicious... deliciously stupid.

Richard "Trick Dick" Kirk, 49, has been charged with first-degree murder for the death of his wife that occurred in 2014. Why did it take so long for investigators to charge him with this crime? Were they too stoned to get off their couch and do anything about it. "Hey, Sergeant, we should totally go arrest Richard Kirk for shooting his wife." 

"No way, Jose. Pass me the bong and those cookies before I assign you to desk duty, rookie."

In the moments leading up to Mr. Kirk allegedly shooting his wife, she was on the horn with 911 dispatchers saying that her husband was acting drunk. Mr. Kirk broke a window on his house to climb into the residence and cut himself in the process. He's a pretty smart fellow, no? 

Kirk is going to plead insanity at his trial. But prosecutors are saying that's a load of bunk because he had his wits about him enough to remember the gun safe combination to get his gun.

So, how does this story prove me right? Because 99.99999 percent of stoners say that weed is harmless and that it should be legal in every state for every reason... and I say it isn't harmless, and I am correct. No, pot shouldn't be legal for recreational use in America; there are already enough dopey people walking around these days. The problem would be even worse if it were legal for recreational purposes all across America. I've often heard people say: "When people do the pot they don't go home and beat their wife like an alcoholic does." Is that so? No, they just get stoned and shoot them. And, the people who say such things are usually smoking pot and drinking at the same time, so that makes their argument null and void right there anyway. They are talking bad about alcohol and putting pot on a pedestal, but meanwhile they have a can of beer in their hand. 

Come on, people, put down the bong and pick up a book. If you're not that good at reading you can go do something else, like punching yourself in the neck. I'd really appreciate it. And, by the way, I'm not anti-drugs, I'm anti marijuana.