Sunday, February 14, 2016

Kinky Couple Loses Handcuff Key, Calls Cops For Help


A kinky and foolish couple from Fort Smith, Ark. enjoyed a night of sex (complete with handcuffs) on Thursday night. However, they lost the key and had to call the cops for help on Friday morning. Police are supposed to protect and Serve, after all.

Unfortunately, the man who was handcuffed by his loving girlfriend, 21-year-old Dustin Taylor, had a warrant for his arrest. How do you not know that you have a warrant for your arrest? I can understand "not being sure" if you have a warrant or not, but even in that case, you shouldn't call the police for anything... not even to play kickball.

The officer who responded to the call for help removed the handcuffs from Mr. Taylor and then proceeded to run his name through a police database. Sure enough, Taylor had an outstanding warrant due to a prior arrest for criminal mischief.

Let us all learn from Mr. Taylor's mistake. Sure, we all get caught up in the throws of passion, but perhaps it is best to be prepared before that situation arises. If you're going to buy handcuffs for sex, make sure that you have a spare key in a safe and easily accessible location.

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