The mayor of Controne, Italy has placed a ban on barking dogs between the hours of 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. so people can nap in peace. Nicola Pastore is a man who takes his town's nap time seriously, so he has created an ordinance that will fine the dogs' owners between 20 and 500 euros.
This is a great law. Barking dogs really annoy me and I'm a man who loves to get his "nap on." As a matter of fact, I'm going to move to this town right now. How long does it take to swim from New York to Italy? If anybody asks where I am, tell them I'm on my way to Controne to take a riposo.
