Chinese High School Graduates Parade In Bikinis To Be A Model Or Flight Attendant

More Than 1,000 Recent High School Graduates From China Paraded Around In Bikinis and Flight Attendant Uniforms To Compete For a Modeling Contract or a Job With An Airline.

You know what really grinds my gears? Well, yes, that too, but that's a different story for a different blank page. Political correctness gone wild in America! I'll briefly expand on that in a few minutes, but first I'm going to get back to the subject at hand: female Chinese high school graduates strutting their stuff(s) in bikinis in an attempt to land a job.

A Chinese modeling school named Oriental Beauty does their local communities a wonderful service. They allow and encourage their handsomest females to parade around in front of an audience full of representatives from other modelling schools and airline training schools. It's sort of like a job fair. Who in their right mind gets offended by job fairs? In this day and age, I'm sure there are plenty of people who are. In China the "air hostess" world is a tough nut to crack. You have to want it. You have to be willing to go down with the ship... the airship that is. You have to be between 5'5" and 5'6" inches tall! One inch is must amount to a lot in China. 

When I read the article about this "job fair" on the U.K.'s pride and joy of Internet destinations, the Daily Mail, I was expecting it to be written by a woman who gets her gears ground by just about everything... especially women being "exploited" or being looked at and judged based on their looks. But, that was not the case. The person responsible for writing the article is Qin Xie. I don't know if Qin Xie is a male or a female's name. And that in and of itself is enough to get a "politically correct" Crankosauras Bex to get the claws swinging and the dinosaur lips flapping and spitting.

America needs to lighten up, big time. The British, the Chinese, the Russians, and just about every other country you care to think of has no problem with women trying to get a job. And you, my fellow American, should have no problem saying "Merry Christmas" in your country which contains a population that is predominantly lovers of X-Mas. You see what I did there? I shortened "Christmas" to "X-Mas"; did you know that there are people who get offended by that? There are, I'm not even kidding. Go ahead and look it up at your earliest convenience if you don't like me and, therefore, refuse to take my word for it.

So, on behalf of myself and others like me, I just want to say "thanks for not getting your panties or boxer shorts in a bunch, Qin Xie from dailymail.com

via: dailymail.co.uk

You can follow the link and look at the pictures and videos of the action if you want. I refuse to post smut pictures with my little story. 

"I'm 5'7", but please don't tell anybody. I really like my job."

 

Females Pay More For Their Products In New York City

photo by Viktor Hanacek

Our good friends at the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs have taken the time to check out the prices of 794 consumer products in the Big Apple. They should've taken the extra time to find the prices of an even 800 products, but I guess it shows what kind of operation they are running there. What they have learned from their little expedition is that women pay more for products such as razors and shampoo.

The similar items they studied lead them to conclude that women pay more for their products 42 percent of the time, while men pay a higher price only 18 percent of the time. What is 42 minus 18? It's 24. So, what does it all mean? Please, you tell me.

One example that is given (and worthy of being pointed out) is that women are paying more for their fancy razors than men are paying for their souped-up 15-blade razors. Isn't that something? Those in the razor industry claim that the reason for this is that men buy razors more often, so it evens out and both genders end up paying about the same for their shaving action on a yearly basis.

According to the report by the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs, the biggest price difference between men's and women's products happens in the shampoo aisle. Men pay on average $5.68 for a bottle of hair cleaning liquid while the fairer sex pays $8.39 per bottle. I've known some women to be very picky when it comes to what they use when it comes to washing their locks... I'm just throwing that out there.

And, so, here's my conclusion -- and the only voice of reason in this world: Women can bargain shop and pay less for their products, so therefore, there is a simple reason why women are paying more for items. Women think that the more expensive an item is, the better the quality. It's really that simple. And women usually want to feel like they are getting the best that they possibly can. You can blame Disney (and others) for that. I call it the "Princess-Syndrome." "Princess" is a word that is thrown around way too much (by mother's, especially) and girls grow up thinking that they need to be treated a special way and given certain things. 

NYC Dept. of Consumer Affairs, you are welcome for the answer that I provided to you free of charge. If you have any other questions, feel free to contact me.

Alcohol Related Deaths at a 35-Year High

A lot of people do very stupid things whilst drunk, which leads to injury and death; even the act itself of drinking is killing drunkards.

According to the CDC, in 2014 more people died from alcohol-related causes (30,722) than people who died because of heroin and prescription painkiller overdoses combined (28,647). So, remember those stats the next time you are getting high and mighty with a drink in your hand and talking trash about "pill poppers" and "junkies." 

What's more is that if you include deaths from drunk driving, random accidents, and murders caused by people who are under the influence of alcohol, that number raises to 90,000. And yet, heroin and pill use (without a prescription, of course) is illegal and drinking is perfectly legal, accepted, and celebrated... and it's all because of the almighty dollar. As everybody knows, alcoholic beverages have ruined more families and caused more physical and mental abuse towards family members and friends than any other substance on our sexy and fun-loving planet.

Japan Goes With "Hamburger" Design For Tokyo Olympics

Japan's Prime Minister's Cabinet Goes With "Hamburger" Design for Tokyo Olympics

 The Tokyo Olympics in 2020 will be held in the yet-to-be-built "Hamburger" Stadium. The Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, put his cabinet in charge of selecting the design that is to be used for the 2020 summer games. I agree with the cabinet's choice of stadium design... you should see what design the kitchen sink selected; it was terrible.

"Hamburger" Stadium is designed to hold 80,000 spectators and consists of three tiers. The stadium is expected to be finished in November of 2019 and will cost Japan at least $1.2 billion, which is the expected budget. Of course, projects like this never stay within the budgeted amount. Governments just don't know how to use money correctly. I'm expecting the stadium to cost $2.2 billion.

Former NFL Running Back Clinton Portis Is $5 Million In Debt

Former Redskins and Broncos Running Back Clinton Portis Is In Debt

And one of the people who Clinton Portis is listed as owing money to is his mommy, whom he reportedly owes $500,000. It just goes to show that no matter how many horror stories NFL players hear about former players going broke after making millions of dollars, many of them think it can't happen to them and they end up bankrupt. Clinton Portis made over $43 million during his career, but now has less than $200 in his bank account. Don't you feel sorry for him and other former millionaire athletes?

Portis owes the MGM Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas $287,178, four different women nearly half a million bucks for spousal support, and the IRS $390,000. He is claiming that he doesn't owe the IRS that kind of scratch. If it's true, then he is saying that he doesn't care about his fellow Americans and is taking money out of our country's coffers. Great, Mr. Portis, now how are they going to fix those potholes on the face of our nation?

"I SHOULD CUT MY CREDIT CARD IN HALF. NAH! LET'S PARTY!"