Prince Dies and People Start Acting Stupid

So, Prince died and people are acting really stupid about it; they're acting like they do whenever a celebrity (that would never give a damn about them) dies. Big deal. Who cares. It doesn't matter as far as your life is concerned... not one bit. 

According to CNN, a fool named Kaleena Zanders "went to Amoeba Music in Los Angeles to buy a vinyl edition of Prince's iconic album 'Purple Rain' on Thursday. She cried in the car as she drove there."

Really? How interesting. Is this the sort of hard-hitting journalistic endeavors that are being encouraged in college these days? Probably. I wish some aliens would just take me away from this planet full of idiots already. I wonder if they would cry if the guy who sang "Chocolate Rain" died. Why not? It's the same concept... crying over a guy who sings a song that was listened to by a lot of people.

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY BLOUSE