Seductive Tongue Girl at Basketball Game

Behold, the mighty seductive tongue girl from Saturday night's basketball contest between the OKC Thunder and the Dallas Mavericks. Her bottom lip, she licked it. Her top lip, she licked that one, too. Thanks for the laugh, Tongue Girl.

Prince Dies and People Start Acting Stupid

So, Prince died and people are acting really stupid about it; they're acting like they do whenever a celebrity (that would never give a damn about them) dies. Big deal. Who cares. It doesn't matter as far as your life is concerned... not one bit. 

According to CNN, a fool named Kaleena Zanders "went to Amoeba Music in Los Angeles to buy a vinyl edition of Prince's iconic album 'Purple Rain' on Thursday. She cried in the car as she drove there."

Really? How interesting. Is this the sort of hard-hitting journalistic endeavors that are being encouraged in college these days? Probably. I wish some aliens would just take me away from this planet full of idiots already. I wonder if they would cry if the guy who sang "Chocolate Rain" died. Why not? It's the same concept... crying over a guy who sings a song that was listened to by a lot of people.

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY BLOUSE

Kanye West, Jay Z, and Tidal Are Being Sued

KANYE TOLD A LIE, BIG SURPRISE

Kanye West, Jay Z, and Tidal Are Being Sued For Millions...

...of dollars because Kanye West made a statement that was simply not true. He posted on Twitter on Feb. 15 claiming that his album would be sold exclusively on Tidal and that it "will never never never be on Apple." On April 1 the album was made available on Apple... and Spotify, among other places that don't need to be mentioned. West must really like April Fools' jokes, and this one was pretty far-reaching. He got you suckers for your money again with the words coming out of his strange-looking mouth and his terrible excuse for music. What kind of person would tell such a lie? I wouldn't, that's for sure. 

Didn't Kanye West have a song titled "Jesus Walks" or something along those lines? What would Jesus do? Plenty of things, no doubt, but He wouldn't lie about releasing an album exclusively on Tidal just to dupe people into subscribing to his friend Jay Z's music service. That's a big no-no, Mrs. Kardashian.

Tidal had been having some financial problems, so it appears that Kanye told the fib to lure unsuspecting people into subscribing to the site to boost revenues. Surely Jay Z has enough money to prop up his unoriginal business, but it appears that he didn't want to use his own money for that purpose.That's not cool, Jay Z Carter-Knowles. 

A Chicago law firm is suing Tidal on behalf of some dude named Justin Baker-Rhett who is encouraging other subscribers to get in on the action and join him. The sue-happy individual is seeking $5 million because the Kanye West album "The Life of Pablo" sucks isn't a Tidal exclusive like West claimed.

 
 

Planet Nine Could Wipe Out Earth's Inhabitants

A Newly Discovered Planet Dubbed "Planet Nine" Could Wipe Out All Of Earth's Inhabitants Again

IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU STUPID HIPPIE

Some top-notch scientists have announced that the planet that wiped out the dinosaurs, and other living animals from the time, can do it again; and it may happen before the end of April. That would be wonderful. Do you know how many idiotic and just plain dick-ish people that there are on this planet? A lot. So, if the few good people get wiped out in the process, it's worth it. Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.I have been working hard for years to graduate from college, and in one month I will be done. So, it would suck if all that hard work ended up being for nothing, but, it would be for the best. If you want to know more, go here: NY Post