Chris Rock Tells Racist Joke At Oscars

Chris Rock Tells Racist Joke At Oscars, Says Hollywood Is Racist

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. Chris Rock told a racist joke while hosting the Oscars and then proceeded to point his finger at Hollywood for being racist. What message does that send?

If Chris "Pookie" Rock really wanted to make a point and take a stand for what he feels is right, then he, too, would've boycotted the Oscars. But, it just goes to show that money is more important to him than fighting for a cause. When it comes to money, it is more powerful to C.J. Rock than a crack rock is to crackheads. 

The rap group Public Enemy posed the question, "Who gives a f*@k about a God damn Grammy?" Rock would apparently answer that question with something along the lines of: "I do, if they pay me. Show me the money! I'm a sellout! Oscars, Grammy Awards, the ESPY's! I love them all!" 

Chris Rock loves education (he earned his GED) so he should be intelligent enough to know that he is just a puppet for the system he claims to hate. If Hollywood is so racist, then why did they make him the host of the Grammy Awards? I, personally, have never watched a movie or music awards show in my life because they are pointless.

The racist joke that "Rockbrains" made:

Things are changing. We got a black Rocky this year. Some people call it Creed, I call it Black Rocky. Rocky takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes.Rocky is a science-fiction movie! There are things that happen in Star Wars that are more believable.

Is that how you end racism, "Pookie"? By being racist? That doesn't make any sense, does it, Mr. Rock? Instead of watching idiotic movies, perhaps you should pick up a book. The dictionary is a good start; look up the word "hypocrite."

50 Cent Ordered Back To Court Over False Claims That He Is Broke

photo from Instagram

50 Cent Ordered Back to Court to Explain His "Broke" Claim

When people claim to be broke in a court of law, they shouldn't build houses in Africa or post pictures of themselves on instagram with piles of $100 bills. Because of his indiscretion, 50 Cent has been ordered back to court to explain himself to a U.S. Bankruptcy judge. 

50 Cent, aka "Three Dimes and a Nickle," aka Curtis Jackson, mocked the courts (once again) by posting various photos of himself with stacks of cash. In one of the pictures, as you can see, he spelled out the word "BROKE" after telling a judge that he was bankrupt. Perhaps he meant that he was morally bankrupt and didn't understand the question. 

In addition to the pictures 50 Cent posted of himself with some of his favorite stacks of cash, he also posted a picture of himself performing in concert. That is just one source of income out of many that he will have to account for.

50 Cent's lawyer went to court for him on Thursday as the rapper wack MC listened to an audio feed of the proceedings from afar.

His legal eagles stated that 50 Cent will attend court "to make sure that all questions have been addressed." He might want to show up for that court date and be honest this time around. It will be interesting to see him try to weasel his way out of this one.

Mr. Jackson reportedly owes his ex-girlfriend, a headphone company (not Beats by Dre), and SunTrust Bank a combined tidy sum of $29 million.

50 Cent's claim that he is broke isn't going to stand up in court this time and he is going to have to pay the piper. He is acting like someone who isn't very intelligent. Quick, somebody give him a G.E.D. test to see if he can pass it. I will bet you half-a-dollar that he fails. 

Kinky Couple Loses Handcuff Key, Calls Cops For Help

A kinky and foolish couple from Fort Smith, Ark. enjoyed a night of sex (complete with handcuffs) on Thursday night. However, they lost the key and had to call the cops for help on Friday morning. Police are supposed to protect and Serve, after all.

Unfortunately, the man who was handcuffed by his loving girlfriend, 21-year-old Dustin Taylor, had a warrant for his arrest. How do you not know that you have a warrant for your arrest? I can understand "not being sure" if you have a warrant or not, but even in that case, you shouldn't call the police for anything... not even to play kickball.

The officer who responded to the call for help removed the handcuffs from Mr. Taylor and then proceeded to run his name through a police database. Sure enough, Taylor had an outstanding warrant due to a prior arrest for criminal mischief.

Let us all learn from Mr. Taylor's mistake. Sure, we all get caught up in the throws of passion, but perhaps it is best to be prepared before that situation arises. If you're going to buy handcuffs for sex, make sure that you have a spare key in a safe and easily accessible location.

Crude Oil Prices Rise 12.3%

Price of Crude Oil Rises to $29.44 a Barrel

The price of one heavy-ass barrel of crude oil rose 12.3% on Friday to $29.44. On Thursday, the price of crude oil was at its lowest since 2003 when it fell to $26.05. I must say, it's really annoying when comparisons are made to other years' prices, especially when percentages are used.

So, what does this all mean for you? Not much, unless you play the stock market or you're related to former big business puppet George "Halfwit" Bush. He and his family would be happy if you wouldn't mind going overseas and dying for oil. Didn't you get the memo?

The reason that crude oil prices rose by $3.39 per barrel in one day is an OPEC lover from the United Arab Emirates said that they are finally thinking about cutting production. That could just be a lie, and you shouldn't be surprised if it is. OPEC member countries need to sell a barrel of crude oil for $80 if they want to make a profit. We should all shed a tear for every last one of the oil bigwigs in the Middle East. 

Stocks of many varieties have been getting sold off at an astonishing pace because too many traders are afraid of their own shadows... and low oil prices. 

The stock market has been doing very poor since the beginning of 2016, but it will correct itself. Don't forget that oil companies' spring maintenance season is coming soon, and that alone will make the prices at the pump jump by about 33 cents per gallon. If that official from the United Arab Emirates wasn't lying and OPEC members do cut production, prices will begin to rise even more. However, OPEC overproduced at such a high level that you can expect low gas prices for another year. They won't stay as low as they are now, but you can afford to pay a little bit more for gas because you're rich.

 

Most Pornstars Don't Make That Much Money

How Much Is That Pornstar In The Window?

Being a pornstar sounds like a fun job, but if you're a straight man in the business, you're probably not going to make that much money. That is, of course, unless you can find work every day and film one or two scenes a day. Beginning male pornstars only earn about $500 per shoot, according to an article published on alternet.org.

Female pornstars make twice what the men do if they're just an average run-of-the-mill performer who hasn't gained star status. When women performers start to make a name for themselves, or do crazy stunts such as "DP," that's when the money starts to roll in. Many adult actresses boost their income by stripping or escorting; that has been going on for decades in the porn business. The rate for female performers starts at around $800 and can go as high as $2,500.

Let's do some math, shall we? Everybody loves mathematics. If you're a male pornstar just getting into the business and your rate is $500 per scene, and you do one scene a day five days a week for 50 weeks (very unlikely), you can live a comfortable life bringing in $125,000 for the year. But, no male star is going to find that much work in one year... although, I'm sure many of them try to "work" at that pace. And, if you're doing what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Isn't that how the saying goes? Many pornstars claim that they get bored with sex because it's now their job and they don't enjoy it like they used to. It sure beats working in a factory or at a fast food restaurant.

If you want more details, feel free to read the article at altnet.org by following the link I provided above.   

Nationalities That Overstay Their Permits In United States

Nationalities That Overstay Their Permits in the United States

From October 1, 2014 until September 30, 2015, the nationalities that were the worst offenders when it comes to overstaying their welcome in the United States were from Canada. If you come across any Canadians online, they will be quick to inform you that they hate Americans and America. Just ask one their thoughts on the good ole U.S. of A the next time you're near one in cyberspace. Apparently Canada is a country full of liars.There are a lot of Canadians who come here and don't want to leave for whatever reason.

I'm going to claim that I hate France and then go stay there longer than my visa says I may. Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Get your act together, Canadians.

Chart from Statista.com

My 80's TV! Website Streams Old Shows

Website Shows Old TV Shows of All Kinds

I don't know how long the web destination My 80's TV! has been around, but it's new to me and I'm loving it. The website streams a large variety of sitcoms, movies, commercials, music videos, and more. 

My80sTV.com is perfect for me as I'm falling asleep at night. It's like a compassionate companion in the night who loves me for who I am and doesn't despise me for who I am not. 

There are also two other sites with the same premise based on two different decades. You know what decades they are without my having to tell you, don't you? If you guessed the 70s and 90s, you would be correct. Many of you screwed up and guessed that the 60s was one of the two, but that decade has been done to death and it should be buried. The word "trite" comes to mind.

So, friends, check the site out because you never know what show or movie from the 80s that you will be treated to. This morning I saw Pee-Wee Herman live on stage, Howard Stern on a television talk show from the early 80s, and old episodes of some funky-go-lucky game shows. 

my80stv.com