Chinese High School Graduates Parade In Bikinis To Be A Model Or Flight Attendant

More Than 1,000 Recent High School Graduates From China Paraded Around In Bikinis and Flight Attendant Uniforms To Compete For a Modeling Contract or a Job With An Airline.

You know what really grinds my gears? Well, yes, that too, but that's a different story for a different blank page. Political correctness gone wild in America! I'll briefly expand on that in a few minutes, but first I'm going to get back to the subject at hand: female Chinese high school graduates strutting their stuff(s) in bikinis in an attempt to land a job.

A Chinese modeling school named Oriental Beauty does their local communities a wonderful service. They allow and encourage their handsomest females to parade around in front of an audience full of representatives from other modelling schools and airline training schools. It's sort of like a job fair. Who in their right mind gets offended by job fairs? In this day and age, I'm sure there are plenty of people who are. In China the "air hostess" world is a tough nut to crack. You have to want it. You have to be willing to go down with the ship... the airship that is. You have to be between 5'5" and 5'6" inches tall! One inch is must amount to a lot in China. 

When I read the article about this "job fair" on the U.K.'s pride and joy of Internet destinations, the Daily Mail, I was expecting it to be written by a woman who gets her gears ground by just about everything... especially women being "exploited" or being looked at and judged based on their looks. But, that was not the case. The person responsible for writing the article is Qin Xie. I don't know if Qin Xie is a male or a female's name. And that in and of itself is enough to get a "politically correct" Crankosauras Bex to get the claws swinging and the dinosaur lips flapping and spitting.

America needs to lighten up, big time. The British, the Chinese, the Russians, and just about every other country you care to think of has no problem with women trying to get a job. And you, my fellow American, should have no problem saying "Merry Christmas" in your country which contains a population that is predominantly lovers of X-Mas. You see what I did there? I shortened "Christmas" to "X-Mas"; did you know that there are people who get offended by that? There are, I'm not even kidding. Go ahead and look it up at your earliest convenience if you don't like me and, therefore, refuse to take my word for it.

So, on behalf of myself and others like me, I just want to say "thanks for not getting your panties or boxer shorts in a bunch, Qin Xie from dailymail.com

via: dailymail.co.uk

You can follow the link and look at the pictures and videos of the action if you want. I refuse to post smut pictures with my little story. 

"I'm 5'7", but please don't tell anybody. I really like my job."

 

Females Pay More For Their Products In New York City

photo by Viktor Hanacek

Our good friends at the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs have taken the time to check out the prices of 794 consumer products in the Big Apple. They should've taken the extra time to find the prices of an even 800 products, but I guess it shows what kind of operation they are running there. What they have learned from their little expedition is that women pay more for products such as razors and shampoo.

The similar items they studied lead them to conclude that women pay more for their products 42 percent of the time, while men pay a higher price only 18 percent of the time. What is 42 minus 18? It's 24. So, what does it all mean? Please, you tell me.

One example that is given (and worthy of being pointed out) is that women are paying more for their fancy razors than men are paying for their souped-up 15-blade razors. Isn't that something? Those in the razor industry claim that the reason for this is that men buy razors more often, so it evens out and both genders end up paying about the same for their shaving action on a yearly basis.

According to the report by the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs, the biggest price difference between men's and women's products happens in the shampoo aisle. Men pay on average $5.68 for a bottle of hair cleaning liquid while the fairer sex pays $8.39 per bottle. I've known some women to be very picky when it comes to what they use when it comes to washing their locks... I'm just throwing that out there.

And, so, here's my conclusion -- and the only voice of reason in this world: Women can bargain shop and pay less for their products, so therefore, there is a simple reason why women are paying more for items. Women think that the more expensive an item is, the better the quality. It's really that simple. And women usually want to feel like they are getting the best that they possibly can. You can blame Disney (and others) for that. I call it the "Princess-Syndrome." "Princess" is a word that is thrown around way too much (by mother's, especially) and girls grow up thinking that they need to be treated a special way and given certain things. 

NYC Dept. of Consumer Affairs, you are welcome for the answer that I provided to you free of charge. If you have any other questions, feel free to contact me.

Alcohol Related Deaths at a 35-Year High

A lot of people do very stupid things whilst drunk, which leads to injury and death; even the act itself of drinking is killing drunkards.

According to the CDC, in 2014 more people died from alcohol-related causes (30,722) than people who died because of heroin and prescription painkiller overdoses combined (28,647). So, remember those stats the next time you are getting high and mighty with a drink in your hand and talking trash about "pill poppers" and "junkies." 

What's more is that if you include deaths from drunk driving, random accidents, and murders caused by people who are under the influence of alcohol, that number raises to 90,000. And yet, heroin and pill use (without a prescription, of course) is illegal and drinking is perfectly legal, accepted, and celebrated... and it's all because of the almighty dollar. As everybody knows, alcoholic beverages have ruined more families and caused more physical and mental abuse towards family members and friends than any other substance on our sexy and fun-loving planet.

Japan Goes With "Hamburger" Design For Tokyo Olympics

Japan's Prime Minister's Cabinet Goes With "Hamburger" Design for Tokyo Olympics

 The Tokyo Olympics in 2020 will be held in the yet-to-be-built "Hamburger" Stadium. The Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, put his cabinet in charge of selecting the design that is to be used for the 2020 summer games. I agree with the cabinet's choice of stadium design... you should see what design the kitchen sink selected; it was terrible.

"Hamburger" Stadium is designed to hold 80,000 spectators and consists of three tiers. The stadium is expected to be finished in November of 2019 and will cost Japan at least $1.2 billion, which is the expected budget. Of course, projects like this never stay within the budgeted amount. Governments just don't know how to use money correctly. I'm expecting the stadium to cost $2.2 billion.

Former NFL Running Back Clinton Portis Is $5 Million In Debt

Former Redskins and Broncos Running Back Clinton Portis Is In Debt

And one of the people who Clinton Portis is listed as owing money to is his mommy, whom he reportedly owes $500,000. It just goes to show that no matter how many horror stories NFL players hear about former players going broke after making millions of dollars, many of them think it can't happen to them and they end up bankrupt. Clinton Portis made over $43 million during his career, but now has less than $200 in his bank account. Don't you feel sorry for him and other former millionaire athletes?

Portis owes the MGM Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas $287,178, four different women nearly half a million bucks for spousal support, and the IRS $390,000. He is claiming that he doesn't owe the IRS that kind of scratch. If it's true, then he is saying that he doesn't care about his fellow Americans and is taking money out of our country's coffers. Great, Mr. Portis, now how are they going to fix those potholes on the face of our nation?

"I SHOULD CUT MY CREDIT CARD IN HALF. NAH! LET'S PARTY!"

Here Are Some Facts In Video Form -- Wisen Up

It has been a minute or two since I've posted anything on here, so, whatever. Learning is fun.

Poor People In America Smoke More Cigarettes Than Others

Stats are a wonderful thing; they always tell us how it is with no room for argument or worthless opinions. Stats are just like Jennifer Lopez's hips... they don't lie. The numbers are in, thanks to the CDC, and the biggest conclusion that can be drawn from the data collected is: poor people in America smoke more cigarettes than others.

The CDC didn't break down the number of people who smoke by income levels, but the following graphs show proof that poor people in America make up the majority of smokers.

You see how I deduced what I deduced? If you do, congratulations. 57 percent of American people who smoke cigarettes either have no health insurance or they are on Medicaid. If you have no health insurance or you're on Medicaid, you're poor. And, education is also a good indicator of wealth. Poor people don't bother graduating high school because they decide at an early age that their life isn't such a wonderful thing. And, if you don't value life very highly, you're less likely to take care of your health. 

While it is a key fact that poor people smoke more cigarettes than other Americans, another important statistic to mention is that Americans are smoking at a lower rate than ever. In 1965, 42.5 percent of American adults smoked cigarettes. In 2014, only 16.8 percent of adults in the good ole U.S. of A smoked right-handed cigarettes.

So, there it is and there you will continue to have it and keep it for as long as you wish.

via: The Washington Post 
and CDC

Kickstarter Crowdfunding For Mystery Science Theater 3000:

The creator and host of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Joel Hodgson, has turned to cyber begging, I mean, crowdfunding, to create new episodes of his cult classic TV show. 

MST3K first aired on a local television channel on Thanksgiving Day 1988 in Minneapolis. The television show was cancelled in 1999 after 197 episodes and a feature film.

With 29 days left of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign, Mr. Hodgson has received pledges totaling nearly $1.5 million out of the $2 million goal.

The show is very popular and has many fans, myself included, that would like to see the show return with some new material. At this point it seems very likely that it will happen.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Kickstarter Page   

Police Looking For Twerkers For Sexually Assaulting Man

I can hear John Walsh from America's Most Wanted now: "These two sexual deviants need to be taken off the streets now before they claim another victim, and we need your help."

Two women, who obviously never had a father when they were growing up, are wanted for twerking upon a man against his will and for grabbing his genitals in a convenience store. Police are currently looking for the twerkers in the Washington, D.C. area.

If you recognize these two sexual predators, please call the D.C. police at (202)727-9099. These women need to be arrested and put on the sexual predators website immediately.

via: HUFFINGTON POST

 

Vivica A. Fox Implies That 50 Cent Is Gay

While Vivica A. Fox was on a television show (I can't remember the name of the awful talk show) when she implied that 50 Cent is gay. 50 Cent was the subject of the conversation because of his claims that the ratings for the TV show Empire were declining due to the gay subject matter during recent episodes. I don't know. I don't watch terrible TV shows like that, so I don't know what kind of homosexual activities are going on there.

For years I have been saying that 50 Cent is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), but people just assume I'm saying it because he's a crap rapper. But, I say he is gay because he appears to be gay. Again, not that like there is anything wrong with that. So, I think that if "Three Dimes and a Nickel" likes laying down with men, he should just come out of the closet and stop fighting it.

 

American Pharoah Retired In Style

After becoming the first horse ever to win the "Grand Slam" of American horse racing, American Pharoah has retired in style to his plush new homestead. The greatest racing horse of all time is such a celebrity that when he was brought to his new home in Kentucky he was given a police escort. American Pharoah was born and raised in Kentucky, so he is feeling right at home, no doubt.

American Pharoah will continue to earn big money when he is "put out to stud" in Spring, 2016. Ahmed Zayat, American Pharoah's owner, sold the breeding rights of the horse to Coolmore Stud Farm, an Ireland-based company that has farms throughout the world. The owner of Coolmore Stud Farms said that there is a waiting list of mares that want to do the hanky-panky with the champion. And, for each female that he bangs, he will earn $200,000. It is estimated that American Pharoah will do his thing with 100 mares in just his first year alone. That is a lot of money waiting to be had. Do the math, Mr. Wizard. Nevermind, I'll do it for you... it's $20 million! Cha-ching! American Pharoah earned $8,288,800 for running on the ovals in 2015. It appears that the horse's retirement income will exceed his career earnings by a wide margin.

After American Pharoah came in second place in the Travers Stakes at my hometown racetrack in Saratoga, New York, I spoke to the clearly upset thoroughbred. 

Me: After leading the race from the wire, Frosted came up to challenge you around the third turn. But you pulled ahead of him and retook the lead. Did you have any idea that Keen Ice was coming up on the outside so fast on the backstretch.

American Pharoah: No, I had no idea. I thought I was going to win and beat the curse at "the Graveyard of Champions," but it looks like it got me, too.

Me: It appears that Frosted made you pick up your pace sooner than you wanted to, and that is what made it possible for Keen Ice to make that great sprint finish and pass you just a few lengths from the finish.

American Pharoah: Perhaps I should've maintained my pace and waited to see if Frosted would maybe lose steam and start falling back. But, I didn't. I made a mistake. I'm only a horse. I'm not perfect. I put my shoes on one hoof at a time.
 



 

"Scarface" Mansion Sold For Less Than It Cost the Owner

The Scarface mansion has been sold, and it went for less than what it cost the owner to obtain the property in 2008.

The Russian financier Sergey Grishin paid $20 million for the property and put it on the market for $35 million last May. Perhaps he was thinking that he could overprice the estate and that a dumb rapper with more money than brains would pay the absurd asking price. He was wrong. Mr. Grishin lowered the price of the Scarface mansion to $17.9 million shortly thereafter, but still, there were no takers. 

When the property finally did sell recently, for $12.26 million, the Russian financier took a loss of $7.74 million based on what he paid for the mansion. Hopefully, for his sake, he got a million dollars worth of use out of the property for every year that he owned the place. And that isn't taking into account the fact that $20 million in 2008 was worth a lot more than it is today. It is a wonderful coincidence that Sergey Grishin bought the mansion in 2008, the year the housing bubble burst.

And, in case you're wondering, "El Fureidis" means "little paradise" or "tropical paradise," depending on what Google page you ask.

350 Languages Are Spoken In USA

Have you ever asked someone where they are from or what language they are speaking, only to have them shoot you a dirty look before giving you a snotty answer? Doesn't that grind your gears? It does mine. Now, when a Euro tourist dork or whomever responds with something like, "Psh, why you don't know what language it is? You Americans know nothing," you can answer back: "There are over 350 languages spoken in the USA and you expect me to know every single language in the world?" And then you can slap them in the face (or punch them) because we're American, and that's what we do. 

 

Excluded Man Assaults Woman At Monopoly Tournament

Some 69-year-old men don't have much to look forward to, so when you deny them the opportunity to partake in one of their favorite activities, they're going to get angry; and perhaps they will get physical... you never know.

John "the Monopoly Menace" Litton was informed ahead of time (via telephone) that he wasn't welcome at this year's Ozark Mountain Monopoly Tournament because of his verbal assault of other players at last year's tournament. Not many specifics were given about his brashness during the previous tournament, but the tournament's spokesman, Cy Bortner, broke it down like this for Huffington Post.
 "I'm using a hypothetical example, but say I ask you to sell Ventnor Avenue and when you don't, I call you a dumbass."

Most people would agree that that is some pretty jerky behavior for a Monopoly tournament. Mr. Litton was booted from last year's games and given a refund because of his rude behavior.

When "the Monopoly Menace" arrived Saturday at this year's tournament, he was told to take a hike, but he wasn't leaving without first obtaining some excitement in his life. The tournament spokesman claims that Mr. Litton punched one of the women he played against last year and made a threatening throat-slitting gesture towards another. To top it all off, he "pawed at" the spokesman's chest. I'm not exactly sure what being "pawed at" means, but it sounds fun. It almost sounds as fun as "heavy petting."

The next time you're in Missouri, don't accept any invites to play any board games. If you do, you may be putting yourself in danger of being called a "dumbass," or even worse, getting "pawed at."

Cleaners In An Italian Museum Accidentally Throw Out Art Exhibit

Who likes art installations? I do, too! We should be friends. But that's beside the point. Cleaners in an Italian Museum (Museion Modern Art Gallery) accidentally tossed an art exhibit into recycling bins after mistaking the installation as remnants from a party. That would've been one interesting party by the looks of the evidence left behind. Well, had it been an actual party. Party like it's 1999, anyone?

The exhibit is named "We were going to dance tonight" and it is a commentary on the debauched lifestyle of the Italian politicos that rock and rolled during the 1980s. Goldschmied and Chiari are the Milanese artists who are responsible for the exhibit. I'm sure they weren't amused when they found out what happened to their art action. It's not good to throw out an art exhibit, because then people will start to wonder what is art, and if they have to ask, they will never know.

"We were going to dance tonight," until everybody started acting like a douche bag. We just went to an after party and drank some more. Everybody got wasted. You should've been there.

 

Deli Owner Goes On Racist Tirade On Facebook Over One-Star Rating

AJ's Gourmet Deli Owner Goes on Racist Tirade Over One-Star Review 

 

 AJ's Gourmet Deli doesn't like getting one-star ratings, even if he might deserve them. In fact, he hates them so much he is willing and able to go on Facebook and break out the racist bombs.

Jesse Lopez-Gonzalez, who is a Nampa, Idaho resident and Facebook user, gave AJ's Gourmet Deli a one-star rating in the "customer service" section during an online review of the food joint. 

It all started one fine day when Mr. Lopez-Gonalez went into AJ's Gourmet Deli and saw a sandwich he wanted to put into his face and stomach -- so he ordered it. He wanted to take the sandwich with him, at first, but when he realized the deal was for dine-in only, he asked if he could eat it there. I'm going to guess he decided to eat it there so he could get it at a lower price. But, the employee said that it was already in the box, so he would have to pay, take the sandwich, and then leave. What he did after that would be his business.

That prompted the befuddled customer to go online and review the deli, and when he did, he gave the deli a one-star rating in the "customer service" department. The owner of AJ's apparently tracked him down on the Facebook and let him know what was on his mind. Perhaps the owner of the deli has an anger problem; he should get medicine and/or help for that.

via: Idaho Press 

The Countries Whose Workers Work The Most Hours Yearly

For your enjoyment, here is a horizontal graph chart that shows the countries whose workers put in the most hours on the job yearly

The hard-working folks of Mexico put in the most hours per year on average clocking in at 2,237 hours per year; that equals out to 43.02 hours per week. It's a good thing I have an alien made abacus that knows all about hundredths places. Number twelve on the list, the U.S. of A., has an average work year of 1,788 hours, or 34.4 hours per week.

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Man Burglarized House, Then Got In Bed Naked With Homeowner

If you believe what the Portland Police Bureau says, then Richard Dean Defeudis (32) burglarized a home in Portland on Thursday in the wee hours of the morning. 

OK, nothing strange about a man burglarizing somebody's homestead -- it happens often enough. But Mr. Defeudis is not a man who conforms to society's norms, good or bad. This man takes it up a notch no matter what he's doing. And on this particular Thursday morning, he decided it was about time that things got strange.

After going through the house collecting valuable items, "R.D." Defeudis took off his clothes and climbed into bed with the man who is listed as the homeowner. He then woke him up with a kiss as he was resting on top of him holding a knife. Picture that in your twisted little mind, would you please? The victim of the smooch and burglary grabbed his handgun and chased Mr. Defeudis out of the house, and then fired three warning shots into the ground in the front yard. Defeudis then broke into a second home (this one was unoccupied) and was apprehended by the Portland Police a short time later.

The burglar was taken to the hospital for treatment and has been charged with unlawful use of a weapon, burglary, and sexual assault.

There is no word on whether or not the kiss that Mr. Defeudis gave the victim was soft and romantic, or rough and playful. Reporters on the scene apparently didn't think to ask such an important question. No wonder they say that journalism isn't what it used to be.

via: Oregon Live

You Shouldn't Do That

Distracting Candy

Due to the advent and meteoric spread of the Internet, almost all things esoteric are now knowable. This is good. That is bad.

Everybody should know that you can't run away from the eye in the sky or the invisible hand; but you can hide if you're good at it and aren't addicted to the artificial and flashing lights. Too many people just can't resist, and that will be the downfall of us all.

New Nicknames for Johnny Manziel

Johnny Manziel needs a new nickname because he is excels at other things now.

From a young age, the Cleveland Browns quarterback, Johnny Manziel, has been known as "Johnny Football." But now that he's getting recognition for things other than football, it's about time that he gets a new nickname. Many of you are agreeing with me right now because you're smart people.

The second-year NFL star is not the current starting QB for his team and his few career NFL stats are nothing like his college numbers. Manziel last year started five games in his rookie season and has only played two games this year. He has spent more weeks in rehab than he has on the football field since going pro.

Manziel on Monday was pulled over for driving like a maniac and speeding after 911 received more than one call about his actions. He told the officers on site that he had been drinking, but of course he wasn't given a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test. Also, as the below video shows, Johnny's girlfriend claims that he shoved her head against the window. During their little cruising sesion she told Manziel that she was going to jump out the car while it was moving. Not only did the cops pass on the opportunity to administer a breathalyzer test on Manziel, they also failed to arrest him on assault charges for the whole "head-pressed-against-the-window-trick" he showed his unimpressed girlfriend.

If you can think of a new and more pertinent nickname for Manziel, feel free to submit it in the comments section. You don't have to register, you can just comment as "anonymous." Here are a few new nicknames for Johnny Manziel to get you started:

Johnny Goofball, Johnny Eight Ball, Johnny Fooseball, Johnny No Balls.